Google found you a customer you already had.
Then it charged you for them.
Your best-looking campaign is catching people who already searched your name. Attach your exports and it lines Google’s numbers up against your own records, so those customers come out of the win column. You leave with the first problem worth fixing, the plan to fix it, and the way back if it doesn’t hold.It lines Google’s numbers up against your own records. You leave with the first problem worth fixing, and the plan to fix it.
- It beats the report you were trusting, or I go through your numbers myself. Still no good? You have 14 days to get your $47 back.
- Walk into your next agency call knowing more than the agency. You’ll see which campaigns found new customers and which just took the credit.
- Works in your own Claude, ChatGPT, Grok & more.
- Never touches your account. It reads your exports, you make the changes.
- It beats the report you were trusting, or I go through your numbers myself. Still no good? You have 14 days to get your $47 back.
- Walk into your next agency call knowing more than the agency. You’ll see which campaigns found new customers and which just took the credit.
- Works in your own Claude, ChatGPT, Grok & more.
- Never touches your account. It reads your exports, you make the changes.
$47 today, and it only goes up from here: $10 more at every 100 installs. Yours locks at purchase.
You’re not getting Google’s report in nicer English. You’re getting a senior buyer’s audit of your account: the customers Google really found, the ones it just charged you for, and the plan to fix it, inside your own AI.
Who it’s for
Anyone paying for ads on Google.
Pick the one that sounds like you.
You run Shopping or PMax.
The dashboard says it works. Your bank statement shrugs.
You leave knowing how much of that ROAS was real.
You pay an agency.
And grade their report card with their own pen.
You leave with your own read, before the next invoice.
You buy leads.
Forms fill. Sales calls them junk.
You leave with the clicks tied to the deals that closed.
You’re scaling into Google.
More budget, on a number nobody checked.
You leave with the number checked before the spend doubles.
Nobody's really running the account
With nobody senior on the account, you end up paying for customers you already had.
Campaigns created over the years, each doing whatever it drifted into. Clicks landing on whatever page existed. Brand searches and last month's buyers counted as wins. Nobody would run an account this way on purpose. Most accounts got here anyway.
The Machine runs it like a senior media buyer: every campaign gets a job, every click gets the right page, and scaling gets decided on your results. Google doesn’t get to grade its own homework.
What the audit returns.
What each campaign is really doing with your money, how much of your ROAS is real, what’s broken and why, and the first change to make, with the way back written beside it. No score out of 100, no verdict you can’t check.
After the first audit
Five numbers you have to keep separate. Most accounts run on one, and it’s the one Google picked.
When one answer is missing, it stays missing. The Machine tells you which export would settle it.
Who it's for
Lead-gen businesses: services, local, coaching, B2B. It judges Google on qualified leads, booked calls and won deals, from the record you keep of which leads closed. If you don't keep one yet, it hands you a simple sheet to start, so you spend where closed deals come from.
Store owners spending real money on Shopping, PMax, or Search without a full-time buyer.
Operators paying agencies: check the agency's report against your own records before the next invoice, with sources and open questions in writing.
Media buyers who want senior diagnosis discipline in the toolkit.
Who it isn't for
You want the dashboard number confirmed. This checks it against your own records, and the number you end up trusting may be smaller.
You want someone to make the changes for you. You get the plan, the reasons and the way back. Every change in the account is yours to make.
What you get
One skill · twenty-one playbooks · fifteen worksheetsWhich customers Google found, and which it only charged you for.
Google's number beside what your backend actually says: new customers separated from people who searched your name and customers you already had. It splits your results into five numbers: what Google claims, what your records say was new, what you can match back, what the ads likely added, and what was left after the costs your business counts. This is the ground every setup and scaling call below stands on, so what you scale is real acquisition.
The PMax check: how much of its result was demand you already owned.
What Google was allowed to choose, and what it actually chose. Where PMax exposes nothing, it says "unknown" and tells you what to pull, instead of pretending. You stop paying Google to sell to your own customers.
Account structure, set up by job.
Search, Shopping, PMax, Demand Gen: which campaigns should exist for your business, what each one is for, and how they divide the work. Every campaign gets a written job description, and the gap between its job and what it observably does is usually where your money leaks.
Running a lead business? It starts the structure from Search, by service and area, and judges every campaign on booked calls and won deals.
Every click gets the right landing page.
Someone searching your category cold and someone comparing final options should not land on the same page. It maps every query to its destination: straight to product for buyers ready to buy, a comparison page for people weighing options, a pre-sell advertorial where a belief gap needs closing first. The click you paid for arrives somewhere built to convert exactly that visitor. Same clicks, more orders, before you spend a dollar more.
Scaling decided on your results.
When to push budget, when to hold, when a "winner" is really your brand demand wearing a costume. Capacity and bidding calls come with the reasoning attached, sized to your margins, and you execute them on your own account. The budget you add lands on campaigns that earn it.
Your feed, treated like the ad it is.
Titles, images, price state, eligibility. For Shopping and PMax this IS your creative, and it gets a field-level audit and a controlled test plan, ready for you or your operator to execute.
Plans you can defend, and it never guesses.
Every change comes as a plan: what to do, why, and how to roll it back. Every diagnosis comes with the other explanation that could fit, and the result that would prove it wrong. Every threshold comes from your numbers, not a template's.
The math
Market ranges, stated as rangesA Google Ads course$100-1,000, and it has never seen your account
A one-off agency audit$500-2,500
A monthly Google Ads retainer$1,000-5,000
Finding out the number was a mirageLate, usually
Once. Every account you run yourself, client accounts included.
$47Own the Meta Machine too? They run different ends of the same work, on one saved research brief. The Meta Ads Machine finds the arguments worth testing. This one finds what Google actually delivered, and which page each click deserves. The Copy Machine writes those pages, comparison pages and pre-sell advertorials included. Open them in the same project and each asks only for what’s missing.
The offer
The Google Ads Machine, $47 one time.
$47 · then $57 · then $67 · then $77 · every 100 installs
One skill, twenty-one playbooks deep. Google is one discipline, done properly.
No more trusting a report you can’t check. Every sale Google claims gets checked against your own.
Your account stays in your hands. It works from the exports you attach, and you make every change.
Nothing you change is one-way. Every fix comes as a plan, with the reason and the way back written beside it.
The judgment of a senior buyer, written down. One skill, with 21 playbooks and 15 worksheets behind it.
You don’t have to be technical. Follow one video and it’s set up in under five minutes. It checks its own installation, and if you still get stuck, I’ll get you running myself.
I read your audit. Run it on your real account within 30 days and send me the worksheet. I tell you what I’d fix first and what I’d leave alone, in writing.
AI changes every month. Yours keeps up. Every update lands in your inbox, free, for good.
The price climbs $10 at every 100 installs, and it never comes back down. You're early. That's the discount. Buy today and $47 is your price for good, every update included.
It wins, or I fix it, or it’s free. Run the read on your own account in your first 14 days. If it doesn’t beat the report you were trusting, send me the read and I’ll go through it myself. Still no good? Your $47 comes back. Over 1,400 people have bought from me. My refund rate is 0.85%.
You pay, your order is confirmed on the next screen, and your access email follows within a few minutes.
Questions
One skill because Google is one job. Structure, destinations, feed and measurement all feed one decision, so the answer to your question already knows what the other three found. Twenty-one playbooks and fifteen worksheets sit behind it, and you can watch which ones it pulls on any question. Seven thin skills would each need the same context, and none of them would have it.
You attach exports, screenshots, feed files, and backend data; it tells you exactly what to pull for each question. It never needs your password, just your records.
Never. It's read-only by design. It produces the audits and the plans with rollbacks. You make every change yourself, and it gives you the six separate things to verify afterward, because a saved change isn't a working change.
Because right now you’re grading their report card with their own pen. Run the audit first. You’ll know which campaigns do what, how much of the ROAS is real, and which questions are still open, with sources in writing. Plenty of buyers keep the agency and use this to check them. Some use it to stop needing one.
No. Messy tracking is the normal starting point, and the audit is built to work on partial data. It checks the tracking before it draws any conclusion, tells you which answers your setup can support, names the missing pull for the ones it can’t, and puts the tracking gap at the top of the plan if it’s the thing making every other number wrong. It never fills a hole with a guess. Fixing the tracking itself is what the Signal Kit add-on is for.
A checklist gives advice. This does the work: it reads your account, names what each campaign should be doing, shows how much of your number is real, and hands you the changes with the way back beside each one. Run it on your account and see which of your customers were really new.
Claude, ChatGPT, Grok and more. Claude or Codex are the best places to start, and ChatGPT Work with Skills is supported too. Your access page gives you the right download and shows you the setup. Using something else? Email me and I’ll help you check what works.
Founding price. It climbs $10 at every 100 installs and never comes back down. Whatever you lock today, the updates keep coming free.
It works in the language people search in. Spanish, German, French, Portuguese, Italian: keywords, ad copy and search terms are read and written in that language, because that is what your buyers type. The playbook is in English. Search intent reads the same in every language, and so do the rules for reading an account.
Next month, Google will find you more customers you already had.
Then it’ll charge you for them again. Find out which ones, and what to change first, before the next dollar goes out.
Get the Google Ads Machine, $47It beats the report you were trusting, or I go through your numbers myself. Still no good? You have 14 days to get your $47 back.
Who built it
I run Google for my own five brands, myself. This is the read I wanted before trusting a single report.
I’m Andrej. Across the five, seven figures a month goes into ads.
Before I trust any Google report, I want one split: what came from new demand, and what came from people already searching for us. So I built the read that gives it to me.
Here’s why that matters to you.
If this read were wrong, I’d watch my own money go to customers who were already coming.
Over 1,400 people have bought from me since late August, every one of them through ads I run and read myself.
