Google found you a customer you already had.
Then it charged you for them.
Give it your exports before you trust the dashboard or add budget. It separates what Google claims from what your own records can prove, then hands you the first problem worth fixing and one change plan with the way back beside it. It does what a senior Google media buyer does, and routes every click to the page that converts it. One deep skill installs into the AI you already use.
$47 today, and it only goes up from here: $10 more at every 100 installs. Yours locks at purchase.
Nobody's really running the account
Most Google problems aren't mysteries. They're what happens when nobody senior is on the account.
Campaigns created over the years, each doing whatever it drifted into. Clicks landing on whatever page existed. Scaling by nudging budgets and hoping. Nobody would run an account this way on purpose. Most accounts got here anyway.
The Machine runs it like a senior media buyer instead: every campaign gets a defined job, every click gets a destination chosen for its intent, and scaling gets decided on your results. Google doesn't get to grade its own homework.
What the audit returns.
Feed it your exports. It returns the audit in plain words: what each campaign is really doing with your money, how much of your ROAS is real, what's broken and why, and the first change to make, with the rollback written beside it. Anything it can't know from your data gets marked unknown, with the exact export that would settle it. No score out of 100, no verdict you can't check.
What you get
One skill · twenty references · fifteen worksheetsThe read that keeps everyone honest.
Google's number beside what your backend actually says: new customers separated from your own name and your returning buyers. This is the ground every setup and scaling call below stands on, so what you scale is real acquisition.
Account structure, set up by job.
Search, Shopping, PMax, Demand Gen: which campaigns should exist for your business, what each one is for, and how they divide the work. Every campaign gets a written job description, and the gap between its job and what it observably does is usually where your money leaks. Sales or leads, the structure logic is the same.
Every click gets the right landing page.
Someone searching your category cold and someone comparing final options should not land on the same page. It maps every query to its destination: straight to product for buyers ready to buy, a comparison page for people weighing options, a pre-sell advertorial where a belief gap needs closing first. The click you paid for arrives somewhere built to convert exactly that visitor. Same clicks, more orders, before you spend a dollar more.
Scaling decided on your results.
When to push budget, when to hold, when a "winner" is really your brand demand wearing a costume. Capacity and bidding calls come with the reasoning attached, sized to your margins, and you execute them on your own account. The budget you add lands on campaigns that earn it.
Your feed, treated like the ad it is.
Titles, images, price state, eligibility. For Shopping and PMax this IS your creative, and it gets a field-level audit and a controlled test plan, ready for you or your operator to execute.
The PMax check.
What Google was allowed to choose, what it actually chose, and how much of the result came from demand you already owned. Where PMax exposes nothing, it says "unknown" and tells you what to pull, instead of pretending. You stop paying Google to sell to your own customers.
Plans you can defend, and it never guesses.
Every change comes as a plan: what to do, why, and how to roll it back. Missing data stays marked missing, and every threshold comes from your numbers, not a template's.
After the first audit
The five views you have to keep separate:
When one answer is missing, it stays missing. The Machine tells you which export would settle it.
This is the read I want before I trust a Google report: what came from new demand, what came from people already looking for us, and what the data still can't answer.
Who it's for
Store owners spending real money on Shopping, PMax, or Search without a full-time buyer.
Lead-gen businesses: services, local, B2B. Forms fill either way; this ties the clicks to the deals they became, so you spend where closed deals come from.
Operators paying agencies: walk into the next call knowing exactly which questions to ask, with sources and open questions in writing.
Media buyers who want senior diagnosis discipline in the toolkit.
The math
Market ranges, stated as rangesA course that teaches you Google Ads$100-1,000, and you still do all of it
A one-off agency audit$500-2,500
A monthly Google Ads retainer$1,000-5,000
Finding out the number was a mirageLate, usually
Once. Ready for your first real audit.
$47Own the Meta Machine too? Each runs its own platform, on the same research. The Meta Ads Machine runs the demand side. This one decides which page every click deserves; The Copy Machine writes those pages, comparison pages and pre-sell advertorials included, from the same research. This Machine picks the destination. The Copy Machine writes the page.
The offer
The Google Ads Machine, $47 one time.
$47 · then $57 · then $67 · then $77 · every 100 installs
One senior-buyer skill, twenty playbooks, fifteen worksheets: everything it needs to audit your account, build the structure, and hand you plans you can act on the same day. Includes the download and setup instructions for your chosen AI.
Five-minute setup, with me showing you the steps. Follow the video, then answer the Machine’s questions. It checks the installation and guides you from there. No prompts to dream up.
14-day refund: run the real-vs-flattering read on your own account. If it doesn't change how you see your numbers, one email, money back.
The price climbs $10 at every 100 installs, and it never comes back down. You're early. That's the discount. Buy today and $47 is your price for good, every update included.
Run the audit inside 30 days, then I read it. Run the five-view read within 30 days, then send me the finished worksheet. I read it myself and send back what I'd fix first and what I'd leave alone, in writing. The condition is that the read ran on your real account.
Lifetime updates. Every update to this Machine lands in your inbox, no extra charge.
14-DAY REFUND. CLAUDE AND OPENAI CODEX.
Questions
This one is deliberately built as a single senior media buyer with twenty reference volumes' worth of operating doctrine and fifteen worksheets behind it, because Google work is one discipline done deeply. Ask it a question and watch which references it pulls. Depth is the product.
You attach exports, screenshots, feed files, and backend data; it tells you exactly what to pull for each question. It never needs your password, just your records.
Never. It's read-only by design. It produces the audits and the plans with rollbacks. You make every change yourself, and it gives you the six separate things to verify afterward, because a saved change isn't a working change.
Run its audit first, then walk into the next agency call knowing which campaigns do what, how much of the ROAS is real, and which questions are still open, with sources in writing. Either they've covered all of it, or the call gets very interesting.
It finds out first. Signal integrity is checked before conclusions get drawn, and missing data gets marked missing instead of guessed. If tracking is the real problem, it says so. That's what the Signal Kit add-on exists for.
A checklist gives advice. This does the work: it reads your account, names what each campaign should be doing, shows how much of your number is real, and hands you the changes with the way back beside each one. Run both on your account and compare what you can actually act on.
Claude or Codex are good places to start. ChatGPT Work with Skills is supported too. Your access page gives you the right download and shows you the setup. Using something else? Email me and I’ll help you check what works.
Founding price. It climbs $10 at every 100 installs and never comes back down. Whatever you lock today, the updates keep coming free.
It works in the language people search in. Spanish, German, French, Portuguese, Italian: keywords, ad copy and search terms are read and written in that language, because that is what your buyers type. The playbook is in English. Search intent reads the same in every language, and so do the rules for reading an account. Buyers so far sell in more than a dozen countries.
You'll spend on Google again next month.
The only question is whether the account has someone senior on it by then. Install the Machine that structures your campaigns, routes your clicks, and shows you what's really working, before the next dollar goes out.
Install the Google Ads Machine, $47Built by the operator behind five brands approaching eight figures, with seven figures a month in ad spend. Verify: andrejilisin.com
