No. 103
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The Offer Machine
Before you write a word or run an ad, something has to be worth selling. Nine skills that decide it with you: who it's for, what it promises, what goes in the box, and what to charge, priced on your real numbers instead of a guess. The rest of the department executes this decision.
Start from zero or rebuild what you sell
20-sheet model · 979 formulas
No. 102
Most installed
The Copy Machine
100 years of copywriting, installed. It finds what only your brand can say, then writes your ads, pages, and emails from it, with a 25-check chief grading every draft before you see it. Copy no competitor could paste onto their site.
30+ greats · 424,000 words included
Writing for you in your first hour
No. 101
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The Static Ads Machine
It knows what winning ads look like from 50+ real accounts, designs your batch across 13 formats, and writes the image prompts you paste into the image model you already use. Your best ads stop dying in the report.
Your first ad batch designed in hour one
13 formats · 50+ accounts
No. 105
New
The Meta Ads Machine
It finds what's actually costing you money, builds ad concepts from your real buyers, and tests them with pass and stop lines set before the first dollar. Meta reads the ad itself as targeting. This Machine decides what your next ad should argue.
Ad ideas mined from your real buyers
Every test leaves one written answer
No. 106
New
The Google Ads Machine
A senior Google media buyer, installed. It builds the campaign structure that fits your business, routes every click to the page built to convert it, and shows you which campaigns really make money before you scale them.
Knows Search, Shopping, PMax, Demand Gen
Read-only: it can't touch your account
No. 104
New
The Email Machine
The list you own is the cheapest sale you'll ever make, and nobody's running it. Ten skills that grow the list, plan the month of sends, and write every email for one buyer and one job, checked before anything goes out.
From 90-person lists to 90,000
Works with Klaviyo or any platform
Founding prices run from $47 to $97. Each Machine climbs $10 at every 100 installs. Your price locks at purchase.
Six Machines, six jobs. Start with the one nobody in your business owns.
